ЗЫ пример современного аргентинского юмора по этому поводу - план захвата Фолклендов :)
"0900hs: Cristina Kirchner is dropped over the islands from a foreign rented airplane (we used to have airplanes, but our armed forces and our defense were not a priority for her at all. Defense Minister was consulted but she said she didn't know what an airplane was). 0930: Nestor Kirchner buys all the media on the Islands. Paid in cash. 0945: Nestor Kirchner buys all the EF-2000 + Type 42 ships over there. Pilots are now secretaries of something. 0950: A huge wave of Kirchner-addict politicians are sent to the Islands to take all possible public offices. They fly in our state-subventioned airline, for free of course. 10:00: Mrs. Kirchner starts giving and endless and senseless speech. Most of the British troops die of boredon after 5 minutes. 1030: the remains of the British forces plus all the surviving islanders jump to the ocean and start swiming back to england.
Click image for larger version Name: 608PX-~1.JPG Views: 0 Size: 68.7 KB ID: 110473 1031: nobody knows were the EF-2000 and the Type 42 are. A judge is appointed to investigate, but it turned to be a goverment's friend. He says everything is OK. 1034: complete Argentine victory. But no military personnel is involved (they are "bad"). Instead, hordes of union members travel, in exchange for money of course. They have a critical task: to applause Mrs. Kirchner, wherever she is, whatever she says. 1045: The islands are bought by Kirchner's friends at the lowest imaginable price. 1300: The islands are sold at the highest imaginable price to build a 5 stars hotel, owned by Nestor Kirchner."
